I wrote this. I read this. I do it here:
when I was out and about enjoying the one day of sunshine we are going to get on this island of madness and fog. Enjoy and have a wonderful weekend lovely scribes.
To bring you these lovely photos of the freezing North Atlantic that surrounds me. I even got hives from the cold, along with a snotty nose, watery eyes AND an earache. I suffer so to capture the icy hell of this rock. 😉 Seriously, it was colder than snot on a snowman, a witches t…ah…nevermind, you’ll get the picture. hehehe
with the conclusion of Phyllis and The Cowboy, I thought I would revel in my procrastination of all things work related and share a few thoughts I had today while screwing in the time. There is absolutely no reference point on this blog for the following. All I can tell ya is that I thought it and now you will too. Hehehe, I’m dirty like that lol
Time Waster Thought #1
P.E.T.A: I was reading an article about Pam Anderson being in debt to the State of California and the IRS. This naturally led me to her only true vocation after Baywatch and Tool Time ( no, not breast implants and playing ping pong with Tommy Lee and Kid Rock) annoying meat loving folks across the globe. Of course this took me down the path of this obsession some people (mostly fame whoring celebrities) have with the life span of cows, pigs and chickens and their distaste for the murder these innocent creatures solely for the purpose of feeding our bodies. Okay, meat tastes good. No, actually it tastes phenomenal and we aren’t the only creatures who eat it either. In fact, the celebrities who are part of P.E.T.A frequently have a lovable furry creature attached to them in the form of a dog or cat. Mostly it’s a dog though and this is where it becomes sort of hypocritically fascinating. Any vet or animal expert will tell you that dogs and cats and well, all non herbivores NEED meat or they will die. Their bodies demand the protein for survival therefore, tell me, what exactly do these P.E.T.A people feed their pets? Doesn’t the odd cow, chicken, pig or horse have to satisfy the basic needs of their pet? Doesn’t some human being have to kill one of these creatures so that Hollywood Fido can slurp his dish clean hence ensuring his survival? Why don’t these P.E.T.A people ever chain themselves to the Alpo plant? Lastly, I would love to see someone fill a hungry pitbull’s dish with some lovely fresh beans, sprouts and tofu.
Time Waster Thought # 2
The Rock may have a guest this coming week. Yes, you may not have heard of it because A. It’s in Canada and no one knows anything about our little country and B. It’s happening here on this little island in Canada. Who is it you may ask? Why it’s none other than Muammar Gadaffi. Yes that’s right, he is dropping in for a spell on his way back from his long winded rambling appearance at the U.N. What the hell he wants to come here for is beyond me. Let me rephrase that, there is nothing here. I would however suggest he take his car out for a spin on the roads and explore our many potholes and if that doesn’t shake him up, the idiot drivers will. 🙂 Terrorism? Hell, it’s road terrorism here, the worst kind. 😉 If his translator thought Muammar could go on, they haven’t listened to the premier of this province waffle on for hours and hours and hours. Hey, wait a minute, this kinda ties in with the P.E.T.A. thought. Didn’t Williams humiliate himself on Larry King Live, trying to fame whore wrestle Sir Paul McCartney and Heather gives-me-the-chills Mills? Why yes he did by golly, just goes to show you, vegetarians and meat eaters each have their own spokesidiots to ignore.
There, see what happens when I just empty my head and don’t actually write anything. Yeah, I’m hanging my head in shame, but it’s still not enough to push me to write what I was supposed to finish a week ago. Argh.