Three posts down from this one you will find a poem I wrote a long time ago about growing up poor with bedbugs and Cockroaches and of course my mother, the unforgettable inimitable ‘Ma.’ Apparently the internet has provided a poem in response to mine in the form of a business spam comment I’ve pasted below. This has set a humorous tone for my day Scribes. l I LOVE THIS! I tell ya, you just can’t make this stuff up, you just can’t.
|Bed Bug Killer
Submitted on 2011/06/17 at 10:43 am
Even if bed bug bites are fairly harmless, an allergic reaction to the bites has been known to cause nausea, sickness and even shock on very rare occasions. For fast relief from the bites, you could run it under lukewarm running water for approximately a minute, which will minimize the inflammation and take your mind off it. For other treatment of the bites, you should take some antihistamine or visit your local pharmacy to obtain a suitable cream that will help reduce swelling and relieves the itching. Hopefully this helps! – Sarah