Baaaatter up!
It’s the bottom of the ninth
and the game is starting to getting all sweaty and tense
the bases are loaded
with information flying between two guys
waiting to get up at bat
they’re talking about how to outfox the pitcher
which is clearly impossible
because everybody who has a brain the size of a baseball
knows
the pitcher plans the game well in advance
based on the science of knowing each batter’s weakness
curve balls and speed balls are indeed beautiful to behold
but the pitcher has a secret weapon:
she already knows how the game is going to end
do you?
Hint: the pitcher is enjoying watching it all unfold and it involves a lot of confusion
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The pitcher saw the home run coming and was enjoying watching this event unfold? I like this version of Baseball 🙂
I think Brad, this version of baseball involves living with cockroaches and suffering then being brave enough to share it with others. Anything less puts the focus and courage required in question. That’s how you get to be the pitcher and I’m one helluva pitcher. Take another look at that kid in the photo Brad, she has seen it all and she’s not even nine. It costs to have a to have a good pitching arm my brutha, it cost steep.
on planet americanada, sure^^
Well, I’m sure all my Acadienne and Quebecois brothers and sisters who love baseball would find this typical behavior predictable. Oh yeah, I just remembered Gilles-Marie, where DID that statue de la liberté come from anyway? 😉 Bam! home run just like dat!