The Feminist Anti Feminist

B movie actresses with an addiction to objectifying themselves in magazine photo shoots, are by their very nature, the enemy of the spirit and goal of feminism, which is of course, to advance the cause of equality for everyone, both male and female.   The list of those walking the anti feminism treadmill is endless and as the age of forty looms over their Botox horizon it appears they are even more desperate to validate their worth.  This usually involves removal of clothes with strategically placed hands or male accessories such as neckties.  The effect is briefly successful, as the lowest common denominator to which this appeals has a microscopic attention span.  Money is made,  power  changes hands and once again the notion of women as sexual objects with a shelf life of forty years is cemented into the psyche of another generation boys.   Eventually for these women,  there is the predictable descent into professional obscurity hastened by the horrendous mutilation of faces and breasts.  Where is this leading lovely people?  To Jennifer Aniston of course!

Jennifer Aniston is not I repeat NOT a feminist.  Despite her verbal tiger swipe at misogynist Bill O’Reilly, her most recent gaffe on Regis and Kelly proves without a doubt that this woman is indeed backward.  I knew she was delayed in her development when she began her secondary career as a professional whiner, post Friends, whoring out her self pity at the dissolution of her marriage.  Not only did this endless passive/aggressive pity party trip through the talk show circuit, displaying the deficit in her self esteem and personality, but it also served to create a division between two women having a public cat fight over a man.  Jennifer Aniston walked right into the oldest scenario going:  Two women (Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie) degrading and dividing themselves over a man (Brad Pitt) whose ego expands in direct proportion to their female insecurity.  Of course,  over time, this saga has grown tedious and annoying for the public and the hands on the clock move for us all and in particular for Jennifer Aniston whose acting chops are questionable at best. The premise of every movie she stars in is the same:   Jennifer the girlfriend, Jennifer the arm piece, Jennifer the woman on the hunt for the perfect man.  These flicks have been going nowhere fast, along with her dewy skin,  therefore she and her publicist determined it was time to bring on the aging starlet role, the career changing part to keep her in front of a camera, the pro independent feminist role: The Switch.  The premise is simple:  A single woman wants a child, can’t find a suitable man with whom to have a child, artificially inseminates and thus she is…wait for it…A FEMINIST.  In no time at all, Jennifer Aniston has gone from being a ‘hair icon’  small screen actress, to Brad Pitt’s questionable eye candy, to his wife, to his jilted wife, to his belly aching B list actress ex wife, to an artificial insemination champion of feminists principles everywhere and last but not least, a woman who has a penchant for being backward.  In her own words: “Yes, I play dress up!  I do it for a living, like a retard.”  Well Jennifer, you may indeed play dress up for a living, but you are NOT a feminist who speaks for anyone with a vagina whether we are talking procreation or not. Clearly, you don’t speak for anyone who is mentally challenged either, but you and Barack could get together and discuss the special olympics and why you both won’t be invited anytime soon.  You are indeed a social and spiritual retard because sweetie,  you don’t have the jam to be in the same league in any way with anyone who is mentally challenged.  For that you would have to have some guts and self respect.

Two Definitions for the dictionary lovers in the crowd, the first is for the word retard, the second is for the word actor.   For purposes of consistency, we’ll just use the Oxford today lovely people.  🙂

Retard:

verb

Pronunciation:/rɪˈtɑːd/

[with object]

  • delay or hold back in terms of progress or development:his progress was retarded by his limp

noun

Pronunciation:/ˈriːtɑːd/

offensive

  • a person who has a mental disability (often used as a general term of abuse)

Phrases

in retard

British formal behind in terms of development or progress:I was in retard of them in real knowledge

Derivatives

retardation

Pronunciation:/riːtɑːˈdeɪʃ(ə)n/

noun

retarder

noun

retardment

noun

Origin:

late 15th century: from French retarder, from Latin retardare, from re- ‘back’ + tardus ‘slow’

Actor:

Pronunciation:/ˈaktə/

noun

  • 1 a person whose profession is acting on the stage, in films, or on television
  • a person who behaves in a way that is not genuine:in war one must be a good actor
  • 2 a participant in an action or process:employers are key actors within industrial relations

Derivatives

actori

Origin:

late Middle English (originally denoting an agent or administrator): from Latin, ‘doer, actor’, from agere ‘do, act’

Usage

In the time of Shakespeare female roles were played by boys or men, and women did not appear on stage in England until after the Restoration of 1660. Female performers were then called either actors or actresses — it was only later thatactor became restricted to men — and it seems that we are returning to the original situation. Although there is still an awards category at the Oscars called Best Actress, some people are again using the gender-neutral term actor for both sexes.   See also

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Author: valo

I am a poet, writer and activist with a special interest in human rights for children and women as well as the elimination of poverty worldwide. If you read this today, feed someone locally for me will you? Drop off a non perishable food item at the food bank nearest you and consider yourself hugged. Thank you!

16 thoughts on “The Feminist Anti Feminist”

    1. Well, all you need to know about her kseverny, is that her nickname is Chinnifer Maniston and that says it all. She is famous for being a moaning failure. lol I’m glad you liked the definitions. I’m not politically correct myself, but then I was raised to be prim and proper so I stay true my roots. lol

  1. Loved this piece Val but I think I love the comments even more – bwahahahaha! I think many of your posts are seered in my memory (esp, the media ones – Mel Gibson etc) – you’re like my own celeb magazine update without the crap pictures and gossip 😉

    1. LOL Gabrielle, girl, the comments section are heart of the ‘Val’ blog experience :0 Now, about that celeb gossip stuff…ya know, I have an addiction to Ted Casablanca, TMZ and Perez Hilton. Yeah, I know it’s a lowbrow disease for which there is no cure but once the gossip pox are on ya, your sunk. Think of me as a white trash Dorothy Parker. lol

    1. Oh yeah B, well smile right backacha and grin too, so there! 😉 Consider doing a regular radio thing, I think you would be in your element and EVERYONE would listen and seriously want to be involved.

  2. This was simply brilliant, Val….
    The Oxford dictionary “cutouts” were awesome! 🙂

    Right from the first line, I was hooked to this post!! I’m soooo in agreement with each word you’ve written! Damn these hypocritical so-call feminists! (sorry for the almost offensive language) But ugghhh …

    Well written, my friend…

    1. Thank you kavita 🙂 No need to apologize for the word damn, I fully encourage the use of all curse words on this blog 😉 All expletives welcome here. A woman who has never mothered a child, lived in the real world or done without food/shelter/freedom, really hasn’t got a thing to say to the rest of us girls. HUGS

  3. I’m so glad groups like Special Olympics and The Arc are on her ass for her comment. Not only is she not a feminist, but, you’re right, she is backward… beyond backward. Fucking clueless.

    1. Tel, she is so fucking clueless she is completely unaware that this is the final nail in the coffin of her career. Okay, her bogus career. lol Thank you my dear for your astute understanding of the situation. Aniston is a retard. :0

    1. Thank you Cindy1000, I like to pick the bones of every hypocrite with flapping lips. It’s my hobby. 😉 I’m particularly hard on women whose behavior drags us back caveman style to the dark days of old before we had the vote, birth control, legalized abortion, equal pay and a voice in government. The bimbo persona doesn’t quite work anymore. 🙂 HUGS

  4. Remember when you wrote about those poor working people who would have to pay taxes to clean up the mess those protestors made in Toronto or wherever it was. I didnt comment on it but I feel the same way about that as I do this piece.
    You have a unique perspective on things and you are very objective.
    Journalists are supposed to have an agenda arent they?
    Getting at the truth doesnt count does it?

    I really enjoyed reading this and especially the last few lines about the “mentally challenged”.

    peace

    1. You have a very good memory Mark! I wrote that eons ago and I’m flattered it stayed with you. 🙂 Journalists have never been unbiased or objective in my opinion. Human beings are like that, we choose sides and sometimes take kick backs in hard times. It’s that penchant for greed and dishonesty that sinks the press. You can’t however, stop the truth on film or this lovely internet experience we all enjoy. This little box we are communicating through right now, is a cleansing machine for assholes and liars. Jennifer Aniston is well aware of this I’m sure. Now Brad Pitt wants to put everyone who works for B.P. to death…another simpleton who needs to stop talking until he has lines to say in a movie. Thank you for appreciating my rant. 🙂

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