How about Sheeple? We can each be represented by a barnyard animal avatar and whatever creature’s persona we don, that will be our sound. Each time another ‘sheeple’ has left us a message, it either moos, oinks, bocks etc…Of course, we need things to do while we wait for those exciting messages from people who feed our interpersonal paranoia, so how about a lovely game of grazing with the herd for gossip grass in the virtual pasture? If that’s not to your personal taste, we have crowing lessons on the fence surrounding the bull or the crowd favourite, lambs to the slaughterhouse? Thats not all! At the end of each week, all sheeple are judged for their participation in the feeding frenzy at the trough and the one who pushes the most sheeple out of the way, gets to be the farmer for the following week and therefore secure your account for another year of mind bending nothingness. Now, doesn’t that sound like fun?
Congratulations to a few wonderful writers who have jumped off those two sinking ships called Twitter and Facebook. You were smart to do it. 🙂