Then by gawd, you are a bigger person than I am gunga din! Watch this agonizingly embarrassing nugget I dug up from the shit heap. It’s Dennis Hopper, performing Rudyard Kipling’s ‘IF’, to a studio audience at the Johnny Cash Show back in the sixties. Somewhere, Mr. Kipling is having seizures induced by the monotone over the top recitations of his poetic homage to wisdom. Yo Dennis, you got to clean up this shit before you shuffle off the mortal coil. Ah, the embarrasing things we do when we are young and no one says NO! You will be mortified in thirty years. Witness the mortification my friends and start your day with a laugh.